Dear Lawrence,

Guess what, mother trucker? We graduating! I know it comes as a shock considering we don’t spell to good and our grammar leaves more to be desired, but hey, you get what you get. So we would like to invite you down to watch us walk to get those degrees, that we probably got by getting D’s.

Graduation is on May 18 at 10 am at the Waco Center. If you’ve never been here may the odds every be in your favor, or you have the skills needed to read and understand clearly labeled road signs. Tell you what, if you show we’ll even put you in the back so you can watch with those judging eyes of yours and we can give you the bird on the way out.

Hope to see you there!

Much love,

The kids who can spell good